Traders joking, the beginning - page 486

 
Yesterday Obama presented a $4 trillion budget that he says would help the middle class. Then the middle class said, “You know what? How about you just give us the $4 trillion? We'll figure out what to do with it.”
 

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The CDC announced that there are currently 102 measles cases in the U.S. Some say it’s because people aren't vaccinating their children. You can tell things are getting bad. Today Disneyland opened a new ride called "It's a Smallpox World.”
 

Statement of the brave new world (for the generations to come):

Elections change nothing,” said Wolfgang Schäuble, Germany’s tough-minded finance minister. He was talking about Greece, but he could have been talking about the entire EU racket. The Europhile elites have a guarded and contingent attitude towards democracy. It has its place, to be sure, but it must never be allowed to slow the process of political integration. As the President of the European Commission, Jean-Claude Juncker, put it in response to Syriza’s election victory, There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties”.
 

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Це перемога!.............

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Over 100 Native American tribes have expressed interest in growing marijuana. This is according to Native American spokesman "Relaxing Eagle."
 

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Scientists have discovered that a 5,000-year-old mummy is covered with at least 60 tattoos. Scientists are calling him the earliest known member of the NBA.
 
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Це перемога!.............

Ого! украинская мова! Пава,неожиданно!

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