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A stockbroker made quite a fortune all of a sudden. Being
not a greedy person he gave part of his money to the friends.
He told them, “You can return the money on my funerals.”
Time passed. One of the friends became a doctor; another
chose the career of a politician. The third friend made
money as a financier. When their benefactor died, all of the
friends came to the funeral: to pay both their last respect and
financial debts. The doctor said, “I have spent more than earned” and put
1/10 of the debt to the coffin.
The politician promised “I will return the rest when we
meet in another life” and put 1/5 of his debt.
The financier came closer and spoke “You know, my
friend, I am not such a miser as my friends. I will return
everything right now” and put a promissory note to the coffin.
A stockbroker on vacation is sitting in a nodding mood at
the Thames. A homeowner approaches him and says:
- Sir, the Thames is 20 points up.
- (broker) Sell it, immediately!
Two tired brokers trudge home after a hard day. One says
to another:
- Hey, the subway has already closed.
- Yeah? At what price?
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