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Originally Posted by el cid
What is orignal about Simba ?He uses the handle of an animal thats all ,cause he only he know himself truly
El Cid
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El Chutia,you should learn from children stories,since,obviously you hadn`t much time when younger..you were probably too busy scamming other children,so,now that you are approaching senility,let me post something interesting,that even your impaired brain will be able to grasp..

Enjoy..
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.
“I am going to eat you for lunch,” said the fox.
“Wait!” replied the rabbit, “You should wait at least a few days.”
“Oh, yeah? Why should I wait?”
“Well, I am just finishing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.’”
“Are you crazy? I should eat you tight now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit.”
“Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced by my data, you can go ahead and have me for lunch.”
“You really are crazy!” But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, it went with the rabbit. The fox never came out.
A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.
“Wait!” yelled the rabbit, “You can't eat me right now.”
“And why might that be, my furry appetizer?” said the wolf.
“I am almost finished writing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.’”
The wolf laughed so hard it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. “Maybe I shouldn’t eat you. You really are sick…in the head. You might have something contagious.”
“Come and read it for yourself. You can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions.”
So the wolf went down into the rabbit’s hole…and he never came out.
The rabbit finished writing her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, “What’s up? You seem so happy!”
“Yup, I just finished writing my thesis.”
“Congratulations. What’s it about?”
“‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves.’”
“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right?”
“Oh, yes. Come and read it for yourself.” So together they went down into the rabbit’s hole.
As the entered, the friend saw the typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial work was in one corner of the room. To the right there was a pile of fox bones and to the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well-fed lion.
All that matters is: Who is the lion?Not you El Chutia,not you...
