Thread: LOOSER TRADING SYSTEM (Version 0.01-1/3)

LOOSER TRADING SYSTEM (Version 0.01-1/3)
CREATOR NAME: SHAYAN ALI
COUNTRY: PAKISTAN

EUR/USD – GBP/USD – AUD/USD – USD/CHF – USD/JPY – USD/CAD (Trade ALL pairs at a time)

Never Ever Subtract OR Add any Pair

These pairs are just like a family !!!

EUR GBP AUD are HUSBANDS and CHF JPY CAD are WIVES – Lets see who will switch their partners !!!

Choose LONG or Choose SHORT permanent for ever and ever and ever !!! (Only for this system)

If you choose LONG, you have to Divorce SHORT – If you choose SHORT, you have to Divorce LONG

Whatever you choose, STICK permanent for making ENTRIES !!!

TIME FOR TRADE: (Any Time !!!)
(Don’t care for London breakout – New York breakout OR Mount Everest Breakout)
Recommended Time: (When driving at 240 speed, while taking Bath, After Fighting with your wife/Husband, In the middle of Funeral Ceremony)

STEP 0.1 >> LONG or SHORT ALL 6 PAIRS

STEP 0.2 >> Now Immediately Place 30 PIPS Stop Loss for each pair. No Profit Target for any pair … If you place TP it would be a SIN and as a punishment you will be given PIPS (This is the reason why Einstein couldn’t understand (e=mc2) where e = forex - m = nothing - c = looser (2 times Looser)

STEP 0.3 >> Immediately place again Entry stops exact at the Price where you Placed your Stop Loss, and now again place your stop loss for the second entry at the same price where you first entered. TP is a big SIN in this strategy (I bet that I will be questioned for this)

RISK / MONEY MANAGEMENT: The WINNERS here will tell you about RISK / MONEY MANAGEMENT

LOOSER RECOMMENDATION: (0.0001 lot for 500000 USD Account OR 10 standard lots for 1000 USD account with 1:1000 Leverage)

Now just leave the Market Alone !!!

Hit your computer screen with baseball stick OR LOCK your trading room and throw the key OR Call the police to arrest you for 1 day

After 24 Hours when you get back and see your demo account … you will be surprised !!! OH MY GOD !!!

Whatever your account is showing like PLUS MILLION USD or NEGATIVE BILLION USD – Close ALL trades – Do it for ONE MONTH and you will be surprised that in the end you don’t even get a single pip !!!

I WILL GIVE ALL MY DEMO ACCOUNT EQUITY/BALANCE IF THIS SYSTEM WILL NOT WORK !!!

Disclaimer: (The comedy is just to entertain Traders. I think after a lot of hard work, brain exhausting research, there must be some comedy to refresh Traders – So do not take it serious – But take my system Serious)

Here is the picture of TERMINAL

Respected Traders,

I beg to state that please ignore all kind of negative thoughts about this system.

Please just Demo it. Yeah !!! Just Demo it and see the result yourself !!!

Please !!!

Waiting for the response...

Best Regards.

Shayan Ali,

Rawalpindi,
Pakistan,
Asia,
Planet Earth,
Solar System.

This system is just amazing! I doubled my account already... Thank you so much for making this public!

Originally Posted by ShayanAli

Respected Traders,

I beg to state that please ignore all kind of negative thoughts about this system.

Please just Demo it. Yeah !!! Just Demo it and see the result yourself !!!

Please !!!

Waiting for the response...

Best Regards.

Shayan Ali,

Rawalpindi,
Pakistan,
Asia,
Planet Earth,
Solar System.

Please seriously explain the TP. Thanks

Still testing your system : both long & short in seperate a/c

I want to know about closing point? when we close this.

close individual trade or all at once : when in profit or loss

cleat the exit point : where is exit point :

I already loss to much in forex :

It's last chance to me get out from debt or drown foreever

Mohd. Siraj

Originally Posted by Forex Mega Pack

Still testing your system : both long & short in seperate a/c

I want to know about closing point? when we close this.

close individual trade or all at once : when in profit or loss

cleat the exit point : where is exit point :

I already loss to much in forex :

It's last chance to me get out from debt or drown foreever

Mohd. Siraj

Mr. Siraj !!! Follow the system ... If its your last chance then this system is for you ... Jab sari kishtiaan jal gye hain to bas ab dar kis baat ka ... First Demo this system ... if it works then trade in live account ... If you choose LONG then you have to make entries with LONG all the time all your life ... There is some reason ... Do not Long and Short in separate account ... Close after 24 hours ... Close ALL Trades at a time ... Feel Free to ask 39,000 Questions ...

Originally Posted by aelimian

Please seriously explain the TP. Thanks

TP = Take Profit after 24 hours

Hilarious name for trading system!

ShayanAli:

You said "... If you choose LONG then you have to make entries with LONG all the time all your life ... There is some reason ... "

Could you kindly iluminate us with the reason?

Thanks