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Vampy my friend - you need to go hang upside down in the wardrobe and keep out of the light for at least 24 hours. If scorpie tells me you've been naughty I'm going to send over a string of garlic.
Rt Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State,
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
(DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 May 2007
Dear Secretary of State,
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.
In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?
As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this? My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was £1,422 in 1968.
That is - until this year, when he received a cheque for not rearing any. If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100?
I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which should expect about £2.4 million from your department.
Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases? Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don't rear?
I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current DEFRA advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis
with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above, you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I shall of course be voting for
your party at the next general election.
Yours faithfully,
FX Pimp.
__________________ I'm now sending trading notes out twice a day with videos too. Have a look HERE.
There's one set at 6:30 UK time for London and one at 12:00 for U.S session, plus I will send a summary video after each session
Rt Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State,
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
(DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 May 2007
Dear Secretary of State,
Nice trading system
__________________
RUN With The BULLS And HUNT With The BEARS - Nothing By Chance
Didn't want to confuse the post earlier. This is what I mean by NOT just relying on the signals, but the cross of the fast ema through the support line.
Smirnoff Pimp
__________________ I'm now sending trading notes out twice a day with videos too. Have a look HERE.
There's one set at 6:30 UK time for London and one at 12:00 for U.S session, plus I will send a summary video after each session
Rt Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State,
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
(DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 May 2007
Dear Secretary of State,
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.
In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?
As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this? My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was £1,422 in 1968.
That is - until this year, when he received a cheque for not rearing any. If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100?
I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which should expect about £2.4 million from your department.
Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases? Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don't rear?
I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current DEFRA advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis
with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above, you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I shall of course be voting for
your party at the next general election.
Didn't want to confuse the post earlier. This is what I mean by NOT just relying on the signals, but the cross of the fast ema through the support line.
Vampy my friend - you need to go hang upside down in the wardrobe and keep out of the light for at least 24 hours. If scorpie tells me you've been naughty I'm going to send over a string of garlic.
Enough said!
Dr. Helsing Rockie
Thank you Rockie, its about time someone to step up and keep me in line! I would like to inform you that I am long USD/CHF right now and I AM going WITH the trend. Please no more garlic though cause I tried to make some gourmet eggs with garlic, onion and all kinds of other stuff in there. Let's just say I should stick to trading and leave the cooking thing to the future Mrs. Reynolds wherever she may be? Maybe, I need a European girl, preferably deaf and mute. Anyone have any hot sisters that can cook?
So, bad news not sticking to the Greenback, that is interesting. It's been shrugging off good news for the last coupla years so looks like those horrible little 5m charts might be going away soon and we can start holding some positions.
Anyway it looks like Dollar strength is here to stay for a bit so lets work on that basis for a few hours.
Just a quick work before I begin. This morning will
Both the Lord of Darkess and Gold are tucked in below their daily pivots.
1hr 4hr and daily CCI's are in negative and weeklys are struggling a little but on or around 0.0. Below that region would appear to be the next logical move.
Longer term currencies are as to be expected.
EURUSD all 4 longer term CCI's are below 0.0
GBPUSD just struggling on the weekly
USDCHF all 4 are up
USDJPY hmmmmm. Weekly and daily are up although daily looks like it's struggling but surprisingly the 60m and 4hr are in the negative
Short-term
EURUSD looks weak as does USDJPY so I bet there are some nice opporunities for you EURJPY traders.
My girl from the Alps looks like she wants to push higher.
GBPUSD errrrrm, no thanks.
Strange that Euro and Yen are both falling. I will be quite careful here getting overly excired shorting USDJPY as the Chairman and the Coach are looking bearish already, but I do like her Lower, my Japanese princess.
Crude below $123 this morning may even see him at $120 on strong Non-Farm numbers.
Have a great morning. Possibly not a lot of volatility about.
Back later
__________________ I'm now sending trading notes out twice a day with videos too. Have a look HERE.
There's one set at 6:30 UK time for London and one at 12:00 for U.S session, plus I will send a summary video after each session
Does this mean that I can trade hog bellies which have not been reared? Wot's the spread?
Hey Vampy you can take my cook, she's no sister, and not much to look at but she can do a mean boiled egg! Where shall I send her? Oh you'll need to enlarge the wardrobe and reinforce the shelves. Romance is in the air - will this be the first forex marriage. I'm coming all emotional.
Dollar strength - only play wot you see and not wot think!
Hi FX Pimp, very interesting thread and worth reading, you good man and teacher. Thank you. So guy's and gal's please look at this nice correlaton table. » Correlation table Mataf.net
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