Sorry, it's really a joke! I didn't remember where the joke's thread is, so, Newdigital, if can move this thread, do it. I am fear that it's not a good joke or that not anyone here understand that a joke is a joke...

There is no strategy, only manual scalping....
But about the statement's gif, the strategy is very simple : every 15 min, enter a buy GBPUSD and GBPJPY then exit at 100 pips profit. Works very well since 2001...