I am setting up the "Smotty Kick Ass Forex Brokerage" Dont worry about capitalization i have faxed the cftc and the nfa proof of my assets. I have at least $100 billion dollars from the "Mickey Mouse Investment Company of America" oh and a couple of old buttons i found down the back of my sofa

I told the NFA it has to be legit because Mickey Mouse himself signed it and they told me that it had better be because they would get round to checking it out in a year or two and otherwise i would be ib big trouble.

So in the meantime i promise i wont rip any of you off and please feel free to invest. If you check my company out it will be at the top of the leaderboard for well capitalised companies..

REGULATION WHAT A JOKE!!!!

whats the difference between a shopping trolley and the NFA?
The trolley has a mind of its own