
03-26-2006, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
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LOL!!!!!! Oh Nina, if you only knew the torture it is to live around people with blindfolds over their eyes and then to be grouped in with them by other citizens of the world. Great joke.
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Originally Posted by nina
Hi!
Just a joke!
A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
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>> The bar has a robot bartender.
>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks
>> him:"What is your IQ?"
>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation
>> about
>> global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
>> environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
>> the basis and reasons for various sexual proclivities.
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>> The customer is really impressed by this and decides to test the
>> robot.
>> So, the next day he returns to the bar and again the robot serves
>> him a
>> perfectly prepared drink and asks: "What's your IQ?"
>> The man replies: "100"
>> Immediately, the robot starts talking about cars, football, beer,
>> guns
>> and women's breasts.
>> Really amused, the man decides to return to the bar the next day
>> to give
>> the robot one final test.....
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>> The next day, he gets his drink and is asked the usual question
>> but this
>> time replies: "Er... about 50, I think."
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>> The robot leans over the bar, and speaking very slowly, says:
>> "So.....
>> are.... ya ...gonna.....vote....for....Bush.....again?"
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Nina
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